The Toot Fairy

$16.99

When it’s time for Jessa the fairy to proclaim what kind of fairy she wants to be, she accidentally says “toot fairy” instead of “tooth fairy!” Now she’ll be in charge of collecting all the toots from all the butts in the world. This is not exactly what she had in mind...

Every fairy gets to throw a coin into the magical well one day, and declare what kind of fairy job they want to have. Do they want to be a Rainbow fairy, in charge of making the shining colors after it rains? Or a Dream Fairy, to bring children sweet dreams while they sleep? There are so many important jobs to choose from! Jessa had always planned to say “tooth” when she threw her coin in the well. But when the day finally comes, she accidentally says “toot!” Now, instead of leaving coins for the teeth children have lost, she’ll have to collect toots from all the butts in the world, and she’s not too pleased about it. But her mentor, Poombus the Pungent, is here to tell Jessa all about the job, and about how even the most unexpected turn of events can turn out to be fun and rewarding!

When it’s time for Jessa the fairy to proclaim what kind of fairy she wants to be, she accidentally says “toot fairy” instead of “tooth fairy!” Now she’ll be in charge of collecting all the toots from all the butts in the world. This is not exactly what she had in mind...

Every fairy gets to throw a coin into the magical well one day, and declare what kind of fairy job they want to have. Do they want to be a Rainbow fairy, in charge of making the shining colors after it rains? Or a Dream Fairy, to bring children sweet dreams while they sleep? There are so many important jobs to choose from! Jessa had always planned to say “tooth” when she threw her coin in the well. But when the day finally comes, she accidentally says “toot!” Now, instead of leaving coins for the teeth children have lost, she’ll have to collect toots from all the butts in the world, and she’s not too pleased about it. But her mentor, Poombus the Pungent, is here to tell Jessa all about the job, and about how even the most unexpected turn of events can turn out to be fun and rewarding!

SPECS

  • Imprint: Brown Books Kids

  • BISAC: Juvenile Fiction / Humorous Stories

  • Format: Hardcover

  • Page Count: 32

  • Publication Date: February 9, 2021

  • ISBN-13: 9781612544861

  • Dimensions: 8" x 10"

  • US List Price: $16.99

  • Carton QTY: 30

AUTHOR BIO

Mark Huffman writes about our shared human experiences, which is a pretentious way to say that he writes about toots and bottoms and food. He prepared for writing children's books by spending much of his early life as an actual child. Unlike other children's authors he might name who have spuriously claimed the title, he is a real doctor. He lives with his family in Texas.

ILLUSTRATOR BIO

Dawn Davidson is a freelance artist in Winter Garden, Florida. A lover of great children's literature, she is inspired by the classical illustrators of the past, and strives to achieve a sense of timelessness by mimicking traditional media in her digital work. Combining classical drawing skill, vibrant color use, and a sense of playful whimsy to create memorable characters and humorous compositions, she enjoys nothing more than to bring a story to life through beautiful, engaging art. She loves family, travel, celtic mythology, period and fantasy costuming, and dreaming of retiring to a mountain cottage in a state that has seasons.

PRAISE

"This book is a true delight! I love it so much and can't wait to read it to my son."-Elijah Wood

"[Mark Huffman is] the Dr. Seuss of toilet humor."-Good Morning Texas

"Sorry, Walter the Farting Dog. I think it's fair to say that this is probably the best picture book about toots I've ever read."-Betsy Bird, Writer at A Fuse #8 Production, School Library Journal

"A good giggle. In this day and age, it's fun to read something so . . . 'refreshing'!"-Craig Smith, Award-Winning and International Best-selling Author of
The Wonky Donkey

"Wish I had thought of it first!"-Adam Rex, Author and Illustrator of On Account of the Gum and Star Wars: Are You Scared, Darth Vader?

"If there was one thing lacking in Dr. Seuss's work, it was fart jokes. Huffman has rectified this with a delightful children's book, equal parts Seuss and giggle-inducing fart humor."-Kyle Mann, Editor-in-Chief of The Babylon Bee