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This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store: Admissions from a Non-Contender for Mother of the Year (2nd Edition)

$14.95

This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store chronicles what happens when a little girl who scorns the idea of marriage and children (in favor of becoming a stiletto-wearing, attache-carrying Secret Agent), majors in Russian, minors in Vodka, and then one day finds herself with child… and in-laws.

In this hilarious start to her Tales of Imperfection series, Amanda Turner reveals the thoughts and feelings every mother has thought at some point - specifically, "I need a drink." She revels in her imperfect approach to motherhood while sharing raucous accounts of her misadventures in parenting, and is unafraid when it comes to discussing the mistakes new mothers can make while trying to raise their kids to not be serial killers. The infused second edition of this "momoir," This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store, will keep you laughing as you pour yourself another cocktail.

This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store chronicles what happens when a little girl who scorns the idea of marriage and children (in favor of becoming a stiletto-wearing, attache-carrying Secret Agent), majors in Russian, minors in Vodka, and then one day finds herself with child… and in-laws.

In this hilarious start to her Tales of Imperfection series, Amanda Turner reveals the thoughts and feelings every mother has thought at some point - specifically, "I need a drink." She revels in her imperfect approach to motherhood while sharing raucous accounts of her misadventures in parenting, and is unafraid when it comes to discussing the mistakes new mothers can make while trying to raise their kids to not be serial killers. The infused second edition of this "momoir," This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store, will keep you laughing as you pour yourself another cocktail.

SPECS

  • Imprint: Brown Books Publishing Group

  • BISAC: Humor / Topic / Essays / Marriage & Family

  • Format: Paperback

  • Page Count: 244

  • Publication Date: Oct 23, 2018

  • ISBN-13: 9781612542775

  • Dimensions: 5.3” x 8”

  • US List Price: $14.95

  • Carton QTY: 48

AUTHOR BIO

Amanda K. “AK” Turner is the New York Times bestselling author of the Vagabonding with Kids series, as well as This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store, Mommy Had a Little Flask, and Hair of the Corn Dog. Her works have received a starred review from Publishers Weekly, IPPY Awards in Humor and Travel, a Foreword Indies Award, an Independent Press Distinguished Favorite Award, and inclusion in BookLife's Top 5 Indie Books of 2014. She is a contributor to the anthologies Leave the Lipstick, Take the Iguana (Traveler's Tales), Little White Dress (Mill Park Publishing), I Just Want to Be Alone and I Just Want to Be Perfect (Throat_Punch Books). Her work has been featured online at Scary Mommy, In the Powder Room, The Huffington Post, Nickmom, Felicity Huffman's What the Flicka?, and Artocratic, among others, and in a variety of print publications. Turner lives in Idaho with her husband and two children, but travels frequently as a part-time digital nomad.